Our exercise today will be a fun walk down memory lane. Here’s a sampling of exercise equipment and videos from over the years.  How many did you try?  Be honest!  😆

Wait! Maybe you CAN!
The miracle of Marmite – for attractive flesh and freedom from constipation!

 

walking-treadmill
Gloria and Diedre Applebaum shown testing the revolutionary new Trac-n-Tap treadmill in an abandoned bombproof bunker somewhere near Detroit. Shortly after this photo was taken, an unexpected electrical power surge put both machines into hyperdrive, hurling the Applebaums more than 450 metres into the air, passing through several feet of soundproofing material and a roadside advertising billboard rented by the Stuckys restaurant chain. *Trac-n-Tap engineers are working on the speed regulator circuit of the treadmill. The Applebaums are working on recovering their sense of humour.

 

Doris Jenkins is suing a local department store after she caught her new high tensile latex incontinence panties in two giant blenders on display in the kitchen product demonstration area. As the accident occured while the staff were all on lunch break, Doris was forced to endure more than thirty minutes of thigh-rippling punishment and has been unable to bend her knees or pull on a pair of socks since the incident.
Doris Jenkins is suing a local department store after she caught her new high tensile latex incontinence panties in two giant blenders on display in the kitchen product demonstration area. As the accident occured while the staff were all on lunch break, Doris was forced to endure more than thirty minutes of thigh-rippling punishment and has been unable to bend her knees or pull on a pair of socks since the incident.

 

Enjoy the sensation of accumulated sweat in your pants as you vacumn the living room carpet. This delightful unisex weight loss garmet will also keep you alive if you fall overboard on a Mediterranean cruise or when crossing the Irish Sea by ferry. Inflated by a simple tube. Do not over inflate!
Enjoy the sensation of accumulated sweat in your pants as you vacuum the living room carpet. This delightful unisex weight loss garmet will also keep you alive if you fall overboard on a Mediterranean cruise or when crossing the Irish Sea by ferry. Inflated by a simple tube. Do not over inflate!

 

sauna-suit
Look as stylish as a foil-wrapped turkey as you baste in your own “extra moisture.” Can be worn over Air Shorts for even more alluring effect and a disturbing array of unexpected noises from the midriff and groin areas. Also available in straightjacket white.

 

twist-n-tone
This unisex exercise aid is designed for use in closets, phone booths, aircraft toilets and similarly confined spaces. (Note: Should not be used during takeoff or while urinating). For safety reasons, men must be fully suited and wear a tie when operating this device!

 

jane-fonda
Jane Fonda, captured on camera mid-scream as strong yet invisible steel cables stapled to each ankle are pulled in opposing directions by two highly trained yaks. The importance of correct exercise wear is evident; her candy stripe steel mesh leotard is all that stands between Jane and total dismemberment. Available in half-sizes from ” speck” to “blimey you’re enormous.”

 

When you can’t be bothered to exert yourself – Ayds weight-loss candy.  It was rumoured in the 70’s that the special ingredient was worm eggs.

 

Pearl Bartholomew, a 26-year old athlete from Little Birtlebury, Ohio, recently suffered an unexpected reaction to her Ayds diet. In the first week she shed thirty-five pounds, aged forty years and shaved three minutes off her personal best mini-marathon time!
Pearl Bartholomew, a 26-year old athlete from Little Birtlebury, Ohio, recently suffered an unexpected reaction after consuming an old box of Ayds diet candy that she purchased at a flea market.  In the first week she shed thirty-five pounds, aged forty years and shaved three minutes off her personal best mini-marathon time!

Exercise Videos

Jack Lalanne – The Godfather of Fitness in your living room.

Richard Simmons – Let’s go girls!

Squeeze out those cheeseburgers!

Breathe!

Here are some excellent videos for babyboomers + available on Amazon.com

On dry days…

playground-granny
Go play at the park!

 

Fido is happy to exercise with you.
…and remember, Fido is always ready to exercise with you!

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Exercise: Walking Down Memory Lane

3 thoughts on “Exercise: Walking Down Memory Lane

  • at 12:50 am
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    I have tried only one of these methods. I’m thinking you can guess which one.
    These days, I get my exercise by jumping to conclusions!!!

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    • at 1:05 pm
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      Would it be the airshorts???

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  • at 9:26 am
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    Ha ha ha-I did try the twisty disc one at a friends and a man I worked with in Magna flux ,invented one of the very 1st electronic surge waist slimming belts?he did let me try it,I was very apprehensive but it didn’t work as after having it on for an hour at lunch,I still had a 27″ waist?

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